Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Water Wings


On rte.ie.....

"A court in Spain has given two British passengers four months suspended sentences for stealing life jackets from a Ryanair flight.
The two passengers were flying from Nottingham East Midlands to Barcelona earlier this month.
Ryanair says passenger safety is its number one priority and has welcomed the outcome.

The low cost airline has now banned the passengers from flying with the airline."

The scum should have been pushed out of the plane once it reached cruising altitude!

I was talking to a friend of mine over coffee the other day, and we were thinking..do the Spanish ever wish they could ban British scum from their country. It wouldn't be hard. All they'd have to do is hold up a picture of Vicky Pollard at Customs and whoever matches the image gets kicked out (it's like racial profiling, only snobbier. Tough).

We could do the same. Sort of. Anyone entering Ireland in attire looking remotely like that for a hen or stag night would be turned away.

Sounds good to me! I'll put that on my imaginary election manifesto. The one that must never see the light of day.

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