Saturday, January 28, 2006

I'm not proud of this..but...

Admittedly, I am a bit of a West Brit at times, and I think this blog has been more than fair to our neighbours, plenty of praise where it needs to be said, and especially with the resuce of the Russian sub last year.

However, I'm not going to pass up the chance to post this very good joke.

Yeah, I'm sort of slacking off any real commentary this afternoon!

The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the Pope,

"Do you know that with just one little wave of my hand Ican make every English person in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone wearing a worse frockand hat than he, considers what he could do.

"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go crazy with joy?This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects,but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so.

"One little wave of your hand and ALL Irish people will rejoiceforever? Show me."


So the Pope slapped the bitch.

1 Comments:

Blogger Omaniblog said...

Oh, I like it. Thanks. I've just found you and I hope this is your usual standard.

5:16 AM  

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